Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2017 21:17:47 GMT -8
The long history of Conjimmery contains many examples of falsely inflating your worth to fools by pretending to walk off. Even better is to point a finger in the general direction of a past-shelf-life hussy flashing taint and say "see!" as benjamins shoot out of the ATM.
But pay attention if you admire rube abusing because Coach Tags using the florida state job as some valediction of his winning ways is a new standard and our beaver hats should be off to him. It is satisfying and grotesquely diverting to watch mr. mediocrity twist cash out of an athletic department run by a corporation peddling fake greatness.
We all know dorck fans were panicking about a coach who they saw as a master of flim flam and clueless play-calling two weeks ago. What confusion to be forced to bro-hug and fist bump about Dollar Phil raining money down to keep a coach who is relieved to go to the Juarez Bowl. Is this based on all the wins he didn't have because of a broken quarterback???
And best of all it is to read the sphincter-shaped thought balloons above their heads:
What if we lose all those recruits already paid for? Shall we also lose the natty?
As this site is now infested and infiltrated with 18-post highlighter-bellied underbridge dwellers attracted to 1 win sorrow i feel perfectly warranted to flame post here about the hollow-cored, money-soaked vanity project going on down in 'Gene. Go ahead and tell me the uneducated casting about of Florida State for a "name" coach was based on some real belief of the skyrocket trajectory of the University of Organ Duk football program. Tell me Florida State is 1 coach away from being a football school again. (much much farther away than that). Flame me with reverse trolling put-downs of my school's almost new, down home, comfort level homeboy. Tell me i shouldn't care because this is a beaver site. It is to amuse, my friends and frenemies. Because I'm just as happy about Willie Stay as i am bitter about icing a kicker at 69-10.
Sometimes you can see what's going on in the head of a guy if you watch him on the sideline head coaching a D1 college football team.
You might see a man pale with sickness under his visor because he has surrounded himself with a village of idiots and believed them.
You might see a man peering suspiciously at the goings-on as if knowing that every few minutes and soon again, he will see something so wrongly executed or without passion he will want to flip his lid and finally bust the vein in his forehead, even as the team is 10-0.
You might see the confused look of an instantly old man. Old because he was always convinced he is a unique genius in the game of football and he suddenly realizes it was never so.
And you might see a man who has always known there is a thing called the Peter Principle but didn't know what it was called. He trusts this thing that he senses is there, always giving, never asking for anything special, which he knows he doesn't have anyway. What i see when i look at Willie is the right man for the job down there. And Welcome to Corvallis next year, coach maybe you didn't think that one through. Maybe you thought those fools would never be stupid enough to match florida state's offer.
But pay attention if you admire rube abusing because Coach Tags using the florida state job as some valediction of his winning ways is a new standard and our beaver hats should be off to him. It is satisfying and grotesquely diverting to watch mr. mediocrity twist cash out of an athletic department run by a corporation peddling fake greatness.
We all know dorck fans were panicking about a coach who they saw as a master of flim flam and clueless play-calling two weeks ago. What confusion to be forced to bro-hug and fist bump about Dollar Phil raining money down to keep a coach who is relieved to go to the Juarez Bowl. Is this based on all the wins he didn't have because of a broken quarterback???
And best of all it is to read the sphincter-shaped thought balloons above their heads:
What if we lose all those recruits already paid for? Shall we also lose the natty?
As this site is now infested and infiltrated with 18-post highlighter-bellied underbridge dwellers attracted to 1 win sorrow i feel perfectly warranted to flame post here about the hollow-cored, money-soaked vanity project going on down in 'Gene. Go ahead and tell me the uneducated casting about of Florida State for a "name" coach was based on some real belief of the skyrocket trajectory of the University of Organ Duk football program. Tell me Florida State is 1 coach away from being a football school again. (much much farther away than that). Flame me with reverse trolling put-downs of my school's almost new, down home, comfort level homeboy. Tell me i shouldn't care because this is a beaver site. It is to amuse, my friends and frenemies. Because I'm just as happy about Willie Stay as i am bitter about icing a kicker at 69-10.
Sometimes you can see what's going on in the head of a guy if you watch him on the sideline head coaching a D1 college football team.
You might see a man pale with sickness under his visor because he has surrounded himself with a village of idiots and believed them.
You might see a man peering suspiciously at the goings-on as if knowing that every few minutes and soon again, he will see something so wrongly executed or without passion he will want to flip his lid and finally bust the vein in his forehead, even as the team is 10-0.
You might see the confused look of an instantly old man. Old because he was always convinced he is a unique genius in the game of football and he suddenly realizes it was never so.
And you might see a man who has always known there is a thing called the Peter Principle but didn't know what it was called. He trusts this thing that he senses is there, always giving, never asking for anything special, which he knows he doesn't have anyway. What i see when i look at Willie is the right man for the job down there. And Welcome to Corvallis next year, coach maybe you didn't think that one through. Maybe you thought those fools would never be stupid enough to match florida state's offer.
