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Post by gart79 on Nov 29, 2017 20:38:18 GMT -8
You started dating the hottie (CGA) that just walked out on her former boyfriend to go out with you. Small red flag, but she's hot so you go along with it. At first things seem great, everyone is asking how did you end up with this hottie. From all outward appearances you landed something way over your "pay grade". As things go along, she starts becoming high maintenance. You put up with it because SHE's HOT. She starts pissing off your friends (recruits and coaches) and you are not getting invited to as many events. Things seem to be getting a little better for awhile, then she start going over the top with her drama. You get in a big fight and decide you are not going to see each other anymore.
You start looking for the next girlfriend. You check out some of the other hot single girls. You jump on an internet dating site. Most of them play nice, but don't really want to date you. You consider some of your past girlfriends (DE and MR) and ponder going back with them. Then you remember your little sister's best friend. You remember - kind of plain looking, dressed really casual, had glasses. Friendly and nice, but not anything hot. You remember way back when, she had a huge crush on you. You chat her up, and yeah she still has that crush. Yet you decide to look out there again at some other hotties. You ask your friends to set you up. But the silence is deafening. Not quite desperate, but you need a date for the event coming up in three weeks (early signing period), so you ask her if shes available. Before you get the words out shes saying yes yes yes.
Now that you are dating, you convince yourself she really is better looking than you realize. She got rid of the nerdy glasses; is wearing more stylish clothing; and has filled out some since you knew her when she was a kid. The next time you talk to your parents on the phone you mention that you two are dating now, and she tells you that you should have never dated that Bit-h and should have dated that sweet friend of your sisters all along. You shrug your shoulders and mumble the timing was never right before.........
We will find out shortly what she is like at the dance. Will this be a long time romance, or more of a summer fling. Only time will tell.
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Post by 2ndGenBeaver on Nov 30, 2017 3:20:19 GMT -8
You started dating the hottie (CGA) that just walked out on her former boyfriend to go out with you. Small red flag, but she's hot so you go along with it. At first things seem great, everyone is asking how did you end up with this hottie. From all outward appearances you landed something way over your "pay grade". As things go along, she starts becoming high maintenance. You put up with it because SHE's HOT. She starts pissing off your friends (recruits and coaches) and you are not getting invited to as many events. Things seem to be getting a little better for awhile, then she start going over the top with her drama. You get in a big fight and decide you are not going to see each other anymore. You start looking for the next girlfriend. You check out some of the other hot single girls. You jump on an internet dating site. Most of them play nice, but don't really want to date you. You consider some of your past girlfriends (DE and MR) and ponder going back with them. Then you remember your little sister's best friend. You remember - kind of plain looking, dressed really casual, had glasses. Friendly and nice, but not anything hot. You remember way back when, she had a huge crush on you. You chat her up, and yeah she still has that crush. Yet you decide to look out there again at some other hotties. You ask your friends to set you up. But the silence is deafening. Not quite desperate, but you need a date for the event coming up in three weeks (early signing period), so you ask her if shes available. Before you get the words out shes saying yes yes yes. Now that you are dating, you convince yourself she really is better looking than you realize. She got rid of the nerdy glasses; is wearing more stylish clothing; and has filled out some since you knew her when she was a kid. The next time you talk to your parents on the phone you mention that you two are dating now, and she tells you that you should have never dated that Bit-h and should have dated that sweet friend of your sisters all along. You shrug your shoulders and mumble the timing was never right before......... We will find out shortly what she is like at the dance. Will this be a long time romance, or more of a summer fling. Only time will tell. LOL. This is the most interesting analogy I have ever read on this board. I am almost afraid to comment on it given the current environment we live in, but I will also note that since your little sister's best friend is well liked in your social circles, everyone else is going to say good things about the fact that you are now an item, and not be as caustic or critical as they would be of the "hottie", any "hottie". And if your last breakup was full of trauma or drama, this relationship might be just what the doctor ordered for all parties. Let's just hope best friend's sister is secretly an amazing professional dancer who can also get into a world-class ballet school while moonlighting as a welder at an engineering firm.......no, wait, never mind, that's an unrealistic movie, nothing like real life...... Go Beavers! |
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Post by bill82 on Nov 30, 2017 5:00:02 GMT -8
I'm glad it doesn't feel like the Jimmy Anderson hire. Smith went out on his own and proved himself.
Hopefully he is managing his relationship with Canzano carefully so it does not embarrass the university. Perhaps he should disclose all texts to reporters up front instead of having others FOIA the communications.
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Post by Tigardbeav on Nov 30, 2017 6:27:49 GMT -8
sometimes a banana is just a banana
and sometimes Paul is the Walrus
this is too deep for me. I'm out
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Post by orangeattack on Nov 30, 2017 10:40:56 GMT -8
I love this thread! Made my freaking morning hahaha
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Post by messi on Nov 30, 2017 11:11:59 GMT -8
You started dating the hottie (CGA) that just walked out on her former boyfriend to go out with you. Small red flag, but she's hot so you go along with it. At first things seem great, everyone is asking how did you end up with this hottie. From all outward appearances you landed something way over your "pay grade". As things go along, she starts becoming high maintenance. You put up with it because SHE's HOT. She starts pissing off your friends (recruits and coaches) and you are not getting invited to as many events. Things seem to be getting a little better for awhile, then she start going over the top with her drama. You get in a big fight and decide you are not going to see each other anymore. You start looking for the next girlfriend. You check out some of the other hot single girls. You jump on an internet dating site. Most of them play nice, but don't really want to date you. You consider some of your past girlfriends (DE and MR) and ponder going back with them. Then you remember your little sister's best friend. You remember - kind of plain looking, dressed really casual, had glasses. Friendly and nice, but not anything hot. You remember way back when, she had a huge crush on you. You chat her up, and yeah she still has that crush. Yet you decide to look out there again at some other hotties. You ask your friends to set you up. But the silence is deafening. Not quite desperate, but you need a date for the event coming up in three weeks (early signing period), so you ask her if shes available. Before you get the words out shes saying yes yes yes. Now that you are dating, you convince yourself she really is better looking than you realize. She got rid of the nerdy glasses; is wearing more stylish clothing; and has filled out some since you knew her when she was a kid. The next time you talk to your parents on the phone you mention that you two are dating now, and she tells you that you should have never dated that Bit-h and should have dated that sweet friend of your sisters all along. You shrug your shoulders and mumble the timing was never right before......... We will find out shortly what she is like at the dance. Will this be a long time romance, or more of a summer fling. Only time will tell. This sounds great and all, but what about the sister's input? I can only imagine my sister's reaction if she realized I was dating one of her friends. |
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Post by beaverstever on Nov 30, 2017 11:22:13 GMT -8
I follow the analogy until the proof that it was a good choice is the dance floor. I'd say the proof happens when she moves in and you plan start having a family together.
So, when we are mid-season next year, will the house look like a bunch of crack addicts are squatting in your house? Will our kids be the stinky ones with lice and pinkeye constantly and sever behavioral issues? Or will we be the family invited to sit with the high rollers at the Christmas party?
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Post by Tigardbeav on Nov 30, 2017 11:48:39 GMT -8
I follow the analogy until the proof that it was a good choice is the dance floor. I'd say the proof happens when she moves in and you plan start having a family together. So, when we are mid-season next year, will the house look like a bunch of crack addicts are squatting in your house? Will our kids be the stinky ones with lice and pinkeye constantly and sever behavioral issues? Or will we be the family invited to sit with the high rollers at the Christmas party? House? We have a house now? I was assuming cardboard box beside the freeway. We have to upgrade to a van down by the river |
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Post by wilkyisdashiznit on Nov 30, 2017 12:03:45 GMT -8
I follow the analogy until the proof that it was a good choice is the dance floor. I'd say the proof happens when she moves in and you plan start having a family together. So, when we are mid-season next year, will the house look like a bunch of crack addicts are squatting in your house? Will our kids be the stinky ones with lice and pinkeye constantly and sever behavioral issues? Or will we be the family invited to sit with the high rollers at the Christmas party? House? We have a house now? I was assuming cardboard box beside the freeway. We have to upgrade to a van down by the river House? You were lucky to have a house! We used to live in one room, all hundred and twenty-six of us, no furniture. Half the floor was missing; we were all huddled together in one corner for fear of falling! |
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