Sydney, here is your interview.

Laziest interview questions:

1. To a player on a semifinal winning team before the next semi game:
"Do you have a preference which team you play?"  Answer is invariably "we'll be ready for either team"

2. To a player After achieving some career record:
"Did you know how close you were and was it hard to not think about it"?
Answer is invariably "not really thinking about it, just trying to win, glad when it was over. 

Like a trained chimp, Canzoni breaks out lazy question 2.