To be fair, he did come up with one solution:
"One reader this week lightly chastised me for not giving concrete enough ideas for Oregon State, saying, OSU needs to “design an all-out, national, powerful, meaningful media blitz.”
That’s some great advice.
A billboard in New York?
It’s no more ludicrous for OSU now than it was when Joey Harrington peered down at millions of New Yorkers every day in midtown Manhattan.
You have the sympathy of a nation right now, why not lean into it? A national ad campaign that declares: “LEFT BEHIND, BUT STILL HERE.”
Cut to video of oceanography students at sea...
AND HERE
... to timber fellers revving chainsaws...
AND HERE
... to Trent Bray high fiving every player on his team every day ...
AND HERE
... to attorneys shaking hands after last fall’s judgment in Whitman County court ...
AND HERE
... to a raucous student section ... to Benny body surfing.
COME AND GET US.
Buy ad time during every Oregon game. Take over a billboard near each of the 10 Pac-12 defectors’ stadiums in the fall.
What are ya, scared? as a thoroughly teed off Benny gnashes his teeth."
But yeah, saying that the Pac-2 has a chunk of money coming in and that can be used to fund a full-on media blitz is a little tone deaf when the two schools need most of that money just to get by for the next couple of years.