Post by spudbeaver on Apr 19, 2023 7:00:04 GMT -8
An old man is sitting on his porch. A little kid walks by dragging some chicken wire. Old man asks, what are you doing with that chicken wire? The kid replies, I'm gonna go catch me some chickens! The old man says You can't catch chickens with chicken wire! Later the little boy comes back by with 2 chickens.
Later, the little boy comes by dragging a roll of duck tape behind him. Old man says, where are you going with that duck tape? Kid replies, I'm gonna go catch me some ducks! Old man laughs, and says, you can't catch ducks with duck tape! A few hours later the little boy comes by with 2 ducks! The old man just shakes his head.
The next day the kid walks by carrying a pussy willow branch. The old man says Wait for me! I'll grab my hat! Ha ha ha
*For you out there reaching for the keyboard to correct me, I know that it's "Duct" tape.
Later, the little boy comes by dragging a roll of duck tape behind him. Old man says, where are you going with that duck tape? Kid replies, I'm gonna go catch me some ducks! Old man laughs, and says, you can't catch ducks with duck tape! A few hours later the little boy comes by with 2 ducks! The old man just shakes his head.
The next day the kid walks by carrying a pussy willow branch. The old man says Wait for me! I'll grab my hat! Ha ha ha
*For you out there reaching for the keyboard to correct me, I know that it's "Duct" tape.