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Post by jdogge on Feb 12, 2019 11:00:13 GMT -8
mbabeav - you can hate on the Ducks all you want....But to say that you are "Never going to admit that I'm impressed by any schmuck team" is pretty much the same as saying you don't know anything about Women's basketball. The Duck WBB team is impressive by just about every standard by which one measures a good basketball team.... They're a Nationally ranked Top 5 team, they have a player who will probably win the National POY award, they have 3 players who will most likely be Pac 12 all stars, they beat Mississippi State and hammered Stanford, they're undefeated in conference play.... They impress the hell out of me. I don't like 'em. Would give anything to see the Beavs smoke 'em this week. Wouldn't lose a minutes sleep if their entire roster transferred out this off season...All this aside, they are an impressive basketball team.... And it will be galactically impressive if we kick their ass this week.... GO BEAVS !! Boy, you sure missed the irony - heavily laden, dripping, flowing, cascading down from the mug as the beer tap is left open full pour of irony in my statement. I watched the uck-furd game and it was horrifically fun to watch the TREE get chopped down into tiny splinters by the team that we get to play next. But I do want to point out that in general, ucks are (Thank you to all who have contributed to this list): (Ahhh, ain't heated rivalries wunnerful) …ugly, slimy, putrid, deplorable, sick, sanctimonious, sanctioned, good-for-nothing, lazy, dreadful, excessive, unpleasant, fairy-winged, disagreeable, worthless, foul smelling, morally bankrupt, extremely objectionable, vile, incorrigible, abominable, violently nauseating, mentally ill, steatopygous, disturbed, morbid, inhibited, unwholesome, culturally ailing, devious, 3rd quarter leaving, fastuous, disgusting, cheating, revolting, ineradicable, underhanded, incapable of being corrected, syphilitic, tottering, hopeless, indomitable, corpulent, manic, satanic, egocentric, jementous, unethical, unknowing, unwilling, meddling, slovenly, mean, toothless, loathed, unsuccessful, depraved, retched, ignoble, tongueless, loathsome, barbarous, deprived, hapless, vinyl, dismal, contemptible, hircine, despicable, deplorable, erroneous, unsophisticated, excerebrose, wicked, ass-like, unintended, inappropriate, poisonous, sexually confused, inoperative, clown-looking, hircismus, crack smoking, amiss, investigated, kooky, child-like, crooked, awkward, buncombe generating, sterile, perfidious, disheveled, lackadaisical, badly twerking, untrustworthy, sucking, unsportsman-like, noncommittal, gross, crazy, infantile, inept, foolish, disheveled, immature, unbearable, ruttish, finicky, uncool, Paris Hilton like, not graceful, visor wearing, filled, dismal, vain, inexcusably dumb, false, mutilated, stifling, uncaring, spouting, bungling, idiotic, appalling, fanatic, artless, perfidious, ignorant, smelly, horned, amoral, dismayed, cold, demented, condemned, bubble-headed, fallible, infamous, grim, infectious, diseased, unBeaver-like, genderless, wannabes, incessant, infernal, misbegotten, infested, dogmatic, infuriating, bdolotic, detestable, entheomaniacal, pig-like, lowly, excreta-looking, undeveloped, masturbating, inhuman, excrement, Phil-loving, inhumane, interception prone, overweening, defenestrated, zeroes, pot-bellied, dirty, mangled, bitch slapping, plucked, shifty, limp, cullionly, unheard of, calumnious, capric, half-assed, inharmonious, carminative, anti-American, bawdy, spoiled, unjust, incapable, acedian, wingless, schmucks, rank, unproductive, inordinate, achilous, decapitated, unruly, spleeny, herpes infected, insouciant, pestilent, eproctolagniac, untruthful, homely, mammering, field goal missing, slubberdegullion, unutterable, puking, profoundly stupid, censorious, hate mongering, smirking, innocuous, dastardly, slug eating, puerile, unexceptional, not nice, rampallian, burn victim looking, humiliated, garbage-like, dumpy, unliked, obscene, dung-like, ninnyhammering, craven, nondescript, coprophilia loving, interminable, Blount-like, deceitful, tarnished, yellow, barmpot, insane, hypocritical, qualling, unaware, landfill playing, insectivorous, amentia, lumpish, surly, intolerable, gravy-sucking, bigoted, differently challenged, insipid, double-talking, deficient, fusty, insulting, yellow bellied, guilty, incense-burning, oprahs, limited, clouted, nonsensical, blennoid-liike, rioting, geek-like, lacking, over-hyped, braggadocious, fumbling, mentally challenged, double-dealing, reptilian, nard-like, insidious, pribbling, bescumbering, unprofessional, dissembling, cantankerous, cacafuego, malicious, moronic, debunked, egg laying, fundamentalist, unprintable, corrupt, feckless, abiotrophied, impotent, nerd-like, idolatrous, wayward, inert, unimportant, warped, puny, smoked, unwieldy, flaky, child labor promoting, poxy, accursed, uninviting, soulless, waterlogged, nancys, without frontal lobes, bottom feeding, chippy, grotesque, spineless, gorbellied, irrelevant, promiscuous, twits, unkempt, dickless, archaic, woeful, disgusting, frorward, looting, untalented, mind-numbing, irregular, whacked, inchoate, pitiful, deformed, rancorous, bandwagoners, irresponsible, mute, ungainly, duck-like, tardy, cooked, Taliban-loving, wart-necked, nose-running, slobbering, displeasing to the eye, bombosity-like, currish, mouth-breeding, evasive, potential-less, deceptive, reeky, disgruntled, sexually unsuitable, fobbing, unthinkable, nonpareil, crying, unsightly, paunchy, divvy, unpopular, wrinkled, ucks, hairless, cowardly, green, beslubbering, overbearing, unwanted, revisionist, Birkenstock-wearing, daspygal, buffalo chip sniffing, impetuous, gleeking, Phil Knight ass kissing, splenetic, uphill gardening, dick heads, Chippy-less, long-winded, dilapidated, pompous, blithering, mendacious, belligerent, inadequate, dismayed, errant, coccydynia, floating chickens, puke-like, churless, destitute, intellectually stagnant, gormless, blundering, unusable, bought, greedy, inconsistent, greasy, technologically inept, dong-holding, pit smelling, lascivious, shameless, yeasty, odiferous, nonchalant, autistic, defenestrated, pit-looking, abnormal, bums, anemic, slanderous, meaningless, deep fried, immoral, feathered, balatronistic, disturbed, dull, spongy, obstreperous, duplicitous, crass, tasteless, bugly, obnoxious, slow, obtuse, two-faced, dichoretic, politically incorrect, national champion wannabes, overrated, mewling, two-faced, Nike worshipping, dense, dishonest, elephant-like, abapical, blubber-filled, oblivious, anal retentive, vulgar, withered, impertinent, unorganized, dim-witted, fashion challenged, festering, steatorrhea, warped, offensive, whining, cervicalgia, villainous, wimpy, off-beat, out-of-tune, infested, dankish, paranoid, plagiarizing, humorless, hideous, droning, gullible, vengeful, limp-wristed, dreadful, double-jointed, hair-brained, dastardly, whorish, plodding, incurable, hop-headed, rectum-like, wiener looking, cockered, ungodly, unskilled, unattractive, simple, highly vulnerable, unprincipled detached, conniving, s%#tty, gutless, inferior, second-class, light-weight, boring, cheap, sons-of-bitches, uneducated, Civil War losing assholes! And they suck! You feel better now?
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