Post by osubeaver2018 on Feb 11, 2019 1:39:03 GMT -8
In the spirit of Civil War week I figured I'd drag this from the depths of the football board. GO BEAVS!
It is my pleasure to remind all of you that ducks are...
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And they suck!
