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Post by nforkbeav on Sept 13, 2017 21:29:21 GMT -8
Be serious with your answers folks. Or not, humor is good in trying times.
1. 200 yards rushing
2. 5 sacks by our D
3. McMaryion went 23-39 59% 327 yards 2 TD's and no INT's last year. QB plays is much improved this year.
4. WSU is looking ahead to their Nevada game
5. Because Gary will Go Get 'Em!!!
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Post by steinlager on Sept 13, 2017 21:51:07 GMT -8
1. Leach thinks it's "talk like a pirate day" which confuses Falk. 2. Falk throws 5 interception, including two pick sixes. 3. Nall rushes for 250 yards because WSU defensive starters are forced to "walk the plank. 4. Luton throws three touchdowns on 7-8 passing for 175 yards. 5. Beavs are due for a win.
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Post by osulax24 on Sept 13, 2017 21:53:03 GMT -8
Be serious with your answers folks. Or not, humor is good in trying times. 1. 200 yards rushing 2. 5 sacks by our D 3. McMaryion went 23-39 59% 327 yards 2 TD's and no INT's last year. QB plays is much improved this year. 4. WSU is looking ahead to their Nevada game 5. Because Gary will Go Get 'Em!!! #3 QB Play is improved... ummmmm what?
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Post by Werebeaver on Sept 13, 2017 22:04:40 GMT -8
Be serious with your answers folks. Or not, humor is good in trying times. 1. 200 yards rushing 2. 5 sacks by our D 3. McMaryion went 23-39 59% 327 yards 2 TD's and no INT's last year. QB plays is much improved this year. 4. WSU is looking ahead to their Nevada game 5. Because Gary will Go Get 'Em!!! 1. Umm....I got nothin.
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Post by 2ndGenBeaver on Sept 13, 2017 22:12:15 GMT -8
1. OSU is sooooo due for a road victory.
2. The Beavers are the best team for the Cougs to reinforce their "coug it" reputation with on the schedule this year: (Although that feels like this scenario: if Star Trek "red shirt" security officers beamed down to a planet [which requires that they must die within the next 2 minutes of the episode] just to get into a battle with Star Wars Imperial Storm troopers [that several movies have proven to us cannot hit the ocean if they were standing in it], who would win??).
3. Falk has a really bad day and plays like all the Beaver quarterbacks who transferred......um, wait....
4. The Beavers want to prevent us from actually counting how many days until WBB season starts, and continue to just guesstimate.
5. OK - a more serious one - because I will still tune in and watch, because I will still be wearing Beaver gear on game day, because I will still praise the higher powers that I am not an 'uck, because I will still be proud of my school regardless of its gridiron prowess (or lack thereof), because those kids deserve to feel good about the efforts they put in, because we proud fans deserve a win every now and then, because this coaching staff is probably with us for some time and if they don't right the ship it will just take on more water.........ok, I cheated, that is a lot of reasons....
Go Beavers!
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Post by nabeav on Sept 13, 2017 22:45:24 GMT -8
1. Playing in front of a full stadium away from the negativity of Corvallis right now energizes the team and they play fast and loose.
2. Turns out our second string defensive backfield are all really good tacklers and keep WSU receivers from picking up any YAC.
3. Leach is really feeling himself after benching Falk last week and having it pay off, so he replaces an underperforming O-Line with three golden retrievers, a barstool, and the ECON 202 professor at WSU.
4. As luck would have it, this is the week GA pulls "run your workhorse between the tackles" out of the Offensive Gameplan jar on his desk
5. Wazzu defense gets a mean case of botulism after dinner and drinks at the Korner Klub in Moscow Friday night.
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Post by bucktoothvarmit on Sept 13, 2017 23:35:29 GMT -8
The cougs will coug it. X5 And it will be epic!!
Go Beavs!!
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Post by beavsaregood on Sept 14, 2017 1:25:35 GMT -8
um................um..............
1. Dave Baldwin calls the offense and the team reacts positively by keeping up with Wazzu touchdown for touchdown.
2. Garretson shows up big time...........at Free Safety.....He gets 3 picks off of Falk and 2 additional picks off of Hilinski.....hahahaha!
3. The front 7 shows up on D and actually creates many QB hurries and a boatload of sacks........huh? really?
4. The team morale is jacked up in a positive way after hearing that Anderpants will step down to coach HS football in Utah.
5. The team finally found their big boy pants.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2017 6:21:07 GMT -8
Be serious with your answers folks. Or not, humor is good in trying times. 1. 200 yards rushing 2. 5 sacks by our D 3. McMaryion went 23-39 59% 327 yards 2 TD's and no INT's last year. QB plays is much improved this year. 4. WSU is looking ahead to their Nevada game 5. Because Gary will Go Get 'Em!!! there isn't five real reasons. But the unthinkable seems to happen in sports from time to time so there is that. So here's five reasons why it is unthinkable. Maybe that makes it infinitesimally more likely to happen: 1. last time Beavs won on the road those fly iPhone 6s were just about to hit the shelf 2. Beavs secondary is all new and improved just in time to play a team that throws the ball all over the yard. 3. Coug D by reputation and on paper is twice as good as Minnesota's D which looked like the iron curtain to our offense 4. Beavs snuck up on the cougs last year and threw a scare into them. Doubt they forgot. 5. Falk is back and even if he goes down again the other guy is pretty good. There goes the puncher's chance.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2017 6:50:03 GMT -8
1. Because I finally found my lucky shirt from the Civil War victory and it might be cool enough to actually wear it! (Or if not, I'll turn on the AC.) 2. Because the Beavs have been hiding their true intentions this year, waiting for Pac12 play. 3. Because Falk will play, but he'll be playing tight after the benching last week. 4. Because the stadium will be empty since the Cougar fans will be overlooking the Beavs. 5. Offense finally clicks. Nall gets 100 yards. Hodgins gets 80. 6. Defense, finally with some movement and stunting up front, records a few sacks.
But number 1 says it all! (Sorry for the losses this season! I should have looked harder for my lucky shirt!)
Go Beavs!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2017 6:54:30 GMT -8
Be serious with your answers folks. Or not, humor is good in trying times. 1. 200 yards rushing 2. 5 sacks by our D 3. McMaryion went 23-39 59% 327 yards 2 TD's and no INT's last year. QB plays is much improved this year. 4. WSU is looking ahead to their Nevada game 5. Because Gary will Go Get 'Em!!! there isn't five real reasons. But the unthinkable seems to happen in sports from time to time so there is that. So here's five reasons why it is unthinkable. Maybe that makes it infinitesimally more likely to happen: 1. last time Beavs won on the road those fly iPhone 6s were just about to hit the shelf 2. Beavs secondary is all new and improved just in time to play a team that throws the ball all over the yard. 3. Coug D by reputation and on paper is twice as good as Minnesota's D which looked like the iron curtain to our offense 4. Beavs snuck up on the cougs last year and threw a scare into them. Doubt they forgot. 5. Falk is back and even if he goes down again the other guy is pretty good. There goes the puncher's chance. Captain Obvious to the rescue! Gee, thanks, man! Without your timely post, I think I would have bet the farm on the Beavs to win and win big at Pullman. smh
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Post by messi on Sept 14, 2017 7:01:06 GMT -8
1. Nall tells Luton to just give him the damn ball, and he racks up +150 yards. No dancing around, its bulldozer time, old school Bill "Earthquake" Enyart style
2. Luton notices Pierce in the backfield with him, so he isn't afraid to throw the ball and have eyes burning holes into him. And when he does, it goes 5-10 yards in the air, and the receiver gains a few more after the catch. After noticing this and above worked after the first two drives end in the endzone, the Beavs keep at it all game long
3. Luton feels kind, and shares the ball with Pierce, who runs for +80 yards
4. Defense actually blitzes for once, and finally get their first sack. Faulk is shook that he's the first for the Beaver D, pride broken. Locals start getting nervous and suddenly feel that the debt from 2010 against Oregon State is getting repaid
5. Its the Cougs, they can always find a way to give us the victory
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Post by youngbuckbeav on Sept 14, 2017 7:43:15 GMT -8
In all seriousness in order to win...I only see one way
1) Time of possession is 70% - 30% Beavs because we ran the ball so well. WSU has 9 offensive possessions (3 turnovers, 2 3 & outs, 1 turnover on downs, 2 field goals, 1 TD)
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Post by spudbeaver on Sept 14, 2017 7:59:49 GMT -8
1. Coach Andersen actually comes out in big boy pants! Borrows a set from MC Hammer or the guy from the Talking Heads. Players so fired up they flip the switch and play lights out!
2. Coach Leech has flashbacks to the "Good Ol' Days" at TTU and locks Falk in a container. He forgets and Falk misses the game.
3. Beavers coaches tell players to "Go out and have fun". Team responds by just playing football.
4. Every player on WSU's 2 deep gets arrested Friday night for stealing a man's case of beer, then getting into a large fight at Dominos.
5. Coug players (rightfully) overconfident, show up hungover and not ready to play, Beavers come out like the last 2 games of 2016 for a huge road win!
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Post by rollotomasi on Sept 14, 2017 8:02:42 GMT -8
5. Knowing the Beavs are coming to town this weekend, The Pirate took the team to Manila for an "educational" eye-opening excursion through some of the world's saltiest south asian brothels. The entire team returns on Saturday with a burning fire in their loins the likes of which Whitman County has never encountered.
4. Giles B steals the batteries from McGivens headset and makes all the play calls in his place. Not surprisingly, Beavs run the ball 74 times. Of the 6 passes attempted, all are screens.
3. The Seattle Seahawks suit up for the Beavs. Not sure how anyone believes Jake Luton shrank 9 inches and now looks like Russell Wilson, but the gambit pays off. Beavs roll.
2. John Blowcheese locks the Coug team chef in the pantry, and in his place, concocts a delicious spread of flapjacks and Eggs Benedict complete with a healthy dose of TurboLax and Salmonella.
1. The Beavs wear their Big Boy pants to this Big Boy fight.
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