A note from blowcheese...
Sept 27, 2020 10:45:56 GMT -8
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Post by TheGlove on Sept 27, 2020 10:45:56 GMT -8
I received an email from the poster formerly known as blowcheese. Herein are the contents, only slightly modified format to ease the reading...enjoy.
Please post this from blowcheese not exactly in the great beyond but in a place where covid never happened, beavs beat the du$%^ both times to go to the Rosebowl and jon blowcheese did not go to Autzen security lockup for events following his use of the classic "nice cock" joke on a witless d$%k fan at halftime who was peeing n' predicting a second half $%#^^ duck blowout of a game they barely won.
This place here by the way, is great, beaver friends. Not only for lack of a glove overlord constantly posting Wouldnt It Be Great non content, but because this place allows for base empathy for all, no need for one-upping, no need for revisionism (included with the price of admission, says right on the ticket stub) and literally no fuskies allowed. I know that seems a harsh rule for almost heaven but cheating is cheating and yeah i know you say d$% are cheating at an UNPRECEDENTED level and they get in? Fellas, their punishment is they will never win anything, see? Its far better to watch them cheat so hard and always come up short. This place has a logic that far supersedes any kharmic justice i could come up with. And thats fun.
Now i wait for the core of you to arrive and start gripping about same old pac 12 officiating selective egregiousness. Yes there will be PI on every other excellent Nahshon Wright pass defense. And beavs will nut up and make plays anyway. It will amaze you but you will expect it. They will play on and you will play on, as expected.
Some adjustments needed on a per player basis: just do these things and blink 1000 times and you will arrive. I know this might offend a little, just roll with it and remember i paid Benny's House $5 to get my jab in:
Glove: the quote function isnt as cool as you think it is
Spud: hey no changes neccesary. Keep up the good work.
Sagebrush: what?
BeaverStever: oregon state president middle name is fart LOLOLOLOL🍭
OrangeAttack: as you are a 1 percenter i fully expect you will have box access and i fully expect you will invite me. My gmail is kernelsandors. You OWE me at least one laminate ducat dude. Dont. let. me. down.
Mike84: where are you? Are you waiting for an I Told You So Moment?
Smails: still a junior? Jeezuz chrise you must have an in at the NCAA. Graduate already, its not that bad.
Baseball911: hahahaha
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sagebrush
beaverstever
orangeattack
Mike84
Judge Smails
Please post this from blowcheese not exactly in the great beyond but in a place where covid never happened, beavs beat the du$%^ both times to go to the Rosebowl and jon blowcheese did not go to Autzen security lockup for events following his use of the classic "nice cock" joke on a witless d$%k fan at halftime who was peeing n' predicting a second half $%#^^ duck blowout of a game they barely won.
This place here by the way, is great, beaver friends. Not only for lack of a glove overlord constantly posting Wouldnt It Be Great non content, but because this place allows for base empathy for all, no need for one-upping, no need for revisionism (included with the price of admission, says right on the ticket stub) and literally no fuskies allowed. I know that seems a harsh rule for almost heaven but cheating is cheating and yeah i know you say d$% are cheating at an UNPRECEDENTED level and they get in? Fellas, their punishment is they will never win anything, see? Its far better to watch them cheat so hard and always come up short. This place has a logic that far supersedes any kharmic justice i could come up with. And thats fun.
Now i wait for the core of you to arrive and start gripping about same old pac 12 officiating selective egregiousness. Yes there will be PI on every other excellent Nahshon Wright pass defense. And beavs will nut up and make plays anyway. It will amaze you but you will expect it. They will play on and you will play on, as expected.
Some adjustments needed on a per player basis: just do these things and blink 1000 times and you will arrive. I know this might offend a little, just roll with it and remember i paid Benny's House $5 to get my jab in:
Glove: the quote function isnt as cool as you think it is
Spud: hey no changes neccesary. Keep up the good work.
Sagebrush: what?
BeaverStever: oregon state president middle name is fart LOLOLOLOL🍭
OrangeAttack: as you are a 1 percenter i fully expect you will have box access and i fully expect you will invite me. My gmail is kernelsandors. You OWE me at least one laminate ducat dude. Dont. let. me. down.
Mike84: where are you? Are you waiting for an I Told You So Moment?
Smails: still a junior? Jeezuz chrise you must have an in at the NCAA. Graduate already, its not that bad.
Baseball911: hahahaha
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beaverstever
orangeattack
Mike84
Judge Smails